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CRASHJT
02/19/2009, 11:40 AM
Found this on my local craigslist I thought others might get a laugh aswell.....I blocked the guys name etc cause I dont want to cause him grief or contibute to hiis "blessing"....lol

NEVER CLEAN YOUR AQUARIUM AGAIN BECAUSE OF ALGAE.

I have discovered a way to stop algae from growing in your aquarium ever again. No chemicals to buy just a simple item you might have in your house already. If not, you can buy it for about $2 at any hardware store. Put it in the tank and that is the end to algae. My tank has been algae free for 2 years, so I know this works, and does not harm the fish. If you want to know the secret, send a SASE and $5 to (BLOCKED NAME) Now when you get it, God will bless you for blessing me. But if you take the secret and give it away or try to sell it to someone who didn’t bless me, you will give your blessing away, and always know God is watching. I can also show you how to turn your ceiling fan into an air filter machine that cleans the air in the room for another $5, just mark on the envelope which secret you want, fish tank, ceiling fan or both for $10.If this doesn’t work, I will give your money back plus the cost of the stamps.


May God bless you and keep you until his return

jasonrp104
02/19/2009, 11:43 AM
How long until it shows up? ;)

Sisterlimonpot
02/19/2009, 11:50 AM
There are some strange people out there. You should send him $5 Just so you can share with everyone his method

CRASHJT
02/19/2009, 11:52 AM
lol I thought about it but I know he will just agrivate me and Im not going to contribute to his "blessing"

becact
02/19/2009, 12:33 PM
Hallelujah!

an411
02/19/2009, 12:37 PM
Amen LOL

longdangler
02/19/2009, 12:39 PM
That secret would be Bleach!!!

You too can have a squeaky clean tank. Of course nothing can live in it but it will be really clean

CRASHJT
02/19/2009, 01:46 PM
lol I have no doubt that it is something pretty much useless

jasonrp104
02/19/2009, 01:53 PM
I could be something great! Like the time machine in Napolean Dynamite

oldsaltman
02/19/2009, 02:02 PM
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=14433552#post14433552 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by jasonrp104
I could be something great! Like the time machine in Napolean Dynamite

If it were great then it would be a lot more that $5.:rolleyes:

jasonrp104
02/19/2009, 02:08 PM
Funion rings are great. I can get a bag for a buck

wab
02/19/2009, 03:01 PM
I talked to God and he wants a refund, because he still has algae in his tank.

CRASHJT
02/19/2009, 03:49 PM
LOL man i bet he's mad!! did his ceiling fan wobler....I mean air filter work out?

cveverly
02/19/2009, 04:05 PM
Must be a blanket. No light no algae. :idea:

jceli728
02/19/2009, 06:26 PM
That's funny.

VOD
02/19/2009, 06:34 PM
Id like to buy a vowel please.............

Whys
02/19/2009, 07:15 PM
The secret for the ceiling fan is...

Fly-paper! :D

Now for my own advertisement...

For $5, I can show you the secret to making 5 dollar bills. :D

Titus77
02/20/2009, 09:33 PM
Whys...that is great! I will give you $10 if you show me how to make 10 dollar bills.