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JB63
02/03/2010, 06:37 PM
Customer (holding a bag with a dead fish)
Fish died in few hours. I want my money back.
LFS Owner: Sorry Pete, we offer no guarantee on saltwater fish
Customer: Hey, it was doing fine here and ...
LFS Owner: Precisely, did you acclimate?
Customer: Yeah, kinda...
LFS Owner: You know we keep our tanks at low salinity to rid parasites. Slow acclimation is important. What was your tank's salinity.
Customer: Dunno, I added five spoons of cooking salt, water tasted salty enough for me.

Needless to say .... many of us in the LFS were ... struggling to contain a loud laugh.

It happened at Moby Dick (Michigan). Chad tells the story better than I did on here.