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I'll admit to one.
My wife hates it when I lose a fish. Several weeks ago I did a tank switch, and in the process I lost an Eibli angel. I quickly went to a nearby LFS, lucky for me he had one Eibli (same size). Took it home, acclimated it, and within few hours, as if nothing had ever happened.
jbird69
02/03/2010, 06:58 PM
LOL Visions of "Meet the Parents"
hehe ... easier to get a fish than it is to get a dog :)
reefscape15
02/03/2010, 09:27 PM
Some things are better left unsaid
blackthunda77
02/03/2010, 09:31 PM
It was only $10!! I swear
inktomi
02/03/2010, 09:32 PM
"Oh no, that's a frag we've had for a while. Didn't it fill in nicely?"
Luckylouse
02/03/2010, 09:36 PM
Wife: Whats' this new black thing in the side of the tank?
Louse: Oh, That's a powerhead honey.
Wife: Oh really, Looks neat?! It looks expensive too!
Louse: oh no, It's been in the basement for a while, got it a while ago. I just got a chance to set it up. ( it was a brand new MP 40).
Damn, I never suspected she would notice it!
Imzadi
02/03/2010, 09:47 PM
Some things are better left unsaid
"Honey, I'm not gonna lie to you..."
and walk away.
robs.mark
02/03/2010, 10:05 PM
Baby if i dont put a controller, calcium reactor, and dimmable lighting on our new tank, your clownfish just wont survive, sorry!
Octoshark
02/03/2010, 10:11 PM
Baby if i dont put a controller, calcium reactor, and dimmable lighting on our new tank, your clownfish just wont survive, sorry!
lol, thats a good one
drparker
02/03/2010, 10:21 PM
I've used this one a few times.
Take trip to a LFS with wife and while were there she says "Oh! that looks cool, can we keep it in our tank? and then I say "Yes, but we'll need to get a ________"
Fill in the blank with what ever piece of equipment you want next.
gonzo4reef
02/03/2010, 10:32 PM
I will warn yall... I posted a similar thread an accidently left it open one day when the wife read it...... long two weeks
Hillbilly318
02/03/2010, 10:45 PM
i did NOT sleep with that other girl...
OHHHH about the tank...
ive used that, yes i can put it in the tank, but ill need a __________________
robs.mark
02/03/2010, 10:53 PM
nooooooooo, your butt looks tiny in that!!!
WhoDat?
02/03/2010, 10:54 PM
"I just rearranged the live rock to make it look like more is in there"
when I just spent $150 on LR..... :)
reefscape15
02/04/2010, 03:45 PM
"Honey, I'm not gonna lie to you..."
and walk away.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats the best!:lol:
username in use
02/04/2010, 04:05 PM
Of course you can get it from using someone elses bike.
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