Well...morning definitely brought some good signs
Both clowns up and off the bottom far more than I've seen in days. I can now absolutely confirm that the male IS eating. I've seen him grab a bunch of cyclopeeze. The female is definitely interested in it, but I haven't seen her really eat much. I think I will try the eyedropper, as they both charged the fork immediately when I dipped it in. I think they'd be real happy with a meal delivered straight to them.
This could be me being crazy again, but their colors look richer than they have in the past couple of days, and they certainly are spending a lot less time on the bottom. Breathing rates seem to have gone back to normal as well.
Here's a real short video that is pretty representative of their overall behavior so far today.
(it's kinda dark, but you can definitely see them up and at 'em
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