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12/13/2005, 09:27 AM
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Sir Brian The Lenient
 
Join Date: Oct 1999
Location: Mattoon, IL
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Miracle chemical for sale
Hi all,
I have developed a miracle chemical that, when added to your tank, will cure all fish diseases, make corals grow larger, and sanitizes your sand bed. It also tastes very good with hot chocolate. I have invested hundreds of thousands of dollars to invent this product, but I didn't do it to make money. That is why I am selling this product DIRECT TO YOU for only $39.99 for a huge 1 ounce bottle. You can save even more if you order 2 bottles at a price of only $89.99. I realize this is a ridiculously low price, but I am only charging enough to defray my shipping and handling charges. Respond in the next 15 minutes, and I will throw in ABSOLUTELY FREE a high quality dosing device made out of space-age polymers. It operates much like a 15 cent plastic syringe, but it is much more advanced that. It works in BOTH HANDS! THINK ABOUT THAT! No more searching for right or left-handed dosing syringes, my advanced device works IN BOTH HANDS! So, call 888-555-9000 and order now. Operators are standing by. Be sure to ask about our Christmas special, and you can surprise all your friends with the perfect Christmas gift.
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12/13/2005, 09:30 AM
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Schrödinger's Mod
Join Date: Apr 2001
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Do I turn off my skimmer when I add the stuff? You'll recall the last time you invented an anabolic steroid for fish, it melted the glass in my tank, so naturally, I'm a little cautious.
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12/13/2005, 09:31 AM
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Sir Brian The Lenient
Join Date: Oct 1999
Location: Mattoon, IL
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What is a skimmer?
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Always strive for the optimum environment, not the minimum environment. Current Tank Info: Empty |
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02/12/2006, 05:13 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Vancouver Wa
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I WANT TO ORDER SOME PLEASE : p
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Phosphate Reactor, AquaC Remora Pro Refugium, DSB, 90 #s liverock, LPS/Softcoral dominated reef, 55 gallon glass, 250 watt halides, 50 #s Liverock, DSB, Calcium Reactor, Aquac Remora Pro, SPS tank, |
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02/15/2006, 08:27 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Orange, CA
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I just called the number..it didn't work..
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03/01/2007, 07:17 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Reading PA
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My buddy ordered some last week. He said it cleared his water to the point he doesn't have to use a skimmer any more. Also his lights got brighter.
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Only bad things happen fast. Only bad thing happen fast. Only bad things happen fast. Man,I'm friggen hard-headed!!! Current Tank Info: 90 gl tank,Coralife 14K MH lights,2 Current dual daylight/actinic 40 watt fixtures, tidepool sump,Coralife SS 220 protein skimmer,six inch sand bed w/ plenum, Current Prime Tower 1/3 hp Chiller,RedSea ozonizer w/ orp |
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03/02/2007, 11:28 PM
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Premium Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: East TN thank God
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I bought this product and it is awesome!
When applied, this phenom discovery saturates the dipole water molecules of the aquarium and extends life. It increases the speed of light, thus allowing perfect political alignment throughout the planet. Undisputed laboratory proof utilizing organic chemistry guarantees multi-generation growth of perfect organisms. Our consortium has realized an immediate relief from all stress related to your aquatic environment post MC. Side effects include, getting laid, and predicting female behavior. Minor side effect is bodhisattva. Boomsha.
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HONOR.......Simply put, A VETERAN - whether Active Duty, Retired, National Guard or Reserve - is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America," for an amount of "Up to and including my life." That is HONOR, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand that. --Author Unknown-- Current Tank Info: Maintenance Free |
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03/11/2007, 03:03 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Shoreline, Wa
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i just pee'd in my pants laughing
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101st Screaming Chickens! God Bless those still in Harms way. James Current Tank Info: 80 gallon Lake tanganyika |
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04/08/2007, 10:44 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Hesperia, CA
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ridiculous....
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IEMAS up and running!! Current Tank Info: getting out :( |
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04/25/2007, 03:09 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Oregon
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Ahhh man. Guess they ran out. I tried googleing fish tank Miracle chemical and I couldn't find it. Hope they make more.....
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06/03/2007, 01:27 PM
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Registered Member
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Branford Fl
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I know I'm too late to cash in on the super duper dynawhopper dosing device but I would still like the miracle chemical.
Do you accept Paypal?
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I am not a pro so excuse me if I'm wrong. Current Tank Info: 30gal Deep Blue rimless 9/10/2014, 80gal Deep Blue rimless 40gal sump/refugium 9/11/16 LPS reef, 2 x Kessil A160 with a single Maxspect Razor, RO Prime 150INT skimmer, Sicce 3 return pump, Vortech MP40 and MP10 |
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06/11/2007, 01:51 PM
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Registered Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: NC
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Is it Invert Safe?
Also can I use the dosing device if I do not have any thumbs?
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“Give me your tired, your poor, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me— Current Tank Info: 75g, 2x175w mh, 4x65w pc |
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12/15/2007, 02:48 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Sounds like another SCAM to me
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12/28/2007, 07:58 PM
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Registered Member
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Uranus
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snake oil
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Senior Member of the "Hardly any Water Changes, Temp Swinging, T5ing, No Qtining, Frag Exchanging for Fish Food Current Tank Info: 90RR inwall, Octopuss Skimmer, 2 MP40 wQD, 1 MP10 WQD, 2 Radions G4 Pro, Apex Doser, Apex Controller, 400w heater, 30 Gal Sump, Biopellets, Carbon, Gfo, Macroalgae |
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01/15/2008, 04:21 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Dallas, TX
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Sounds like a good product
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01/20/2008, 08:15 PM
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Not Quite Right
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Ballwin MO
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This is for sure a scam! We all know Al Gore invented that stuff!
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01/20/2008, 08:20 PM
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It's what it's
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: 41° 2' 45" N 85° 8' 43" W
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Can I get mine with Same Day Fedup or Upyours?
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Freed Current Tank Info: 180gal(1120 watts of MH/VHO light), 60gal "sump", Deltec 601 calcium reactor, Euro Reef CS8-3+ skimmer, 20 gallon QT |
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05/04/2009, 08:28 PM
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Registered Member
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Wake Forest, NC
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Guys, I don't think Brian is kidding here. They carry his stuff over at the local Petco, and let me tell you!
I picked up a bottle of it yesterday and immediately headed for Starbucks for a crappuccino. Just a few drops and viola! Who needs vodka? Today I am having an unusual "polyp extension" today. Well anyway, I need to go now, I need to go talk to my wife about something 
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"The measure of a life is not its duration but its donation." Corrie Ten Boom “The tyrant dies and his rule is over, the martyr dies and his rule begins” -- Søren Kierkegaard Current Tank Info: ghetto grad school reef.....11g rimless tank, 36X9X9, lit by Cree and Rebels scobbled together. Stocked mostly with free stuff I got from panhandling my fellow reefers. |
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05/06/2009, 08:24 AM
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Registered Member.
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: baltimore, MD
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will it make that certain part of my corals anatomy larger?
is there a free trial? is it all for the cost of a postage stamp? PLEASE SAY YES!!
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This dude either has two glass eyes or he's wearing his patch on the wrong sa-sa-sa-side. -Aesop Current Tank Info: 120gal 500w MH 10K XMs 30g sump, MSX-200 skimmer, vortech MP40w and Tunze nanostreams; 9 gal, 29gal FW planted tanks |
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12/29/2009, 05:52 PM
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Love The Fish
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Tucson, AZ
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That would go great in my tankless aquarium. The water just floats in the air.
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Brett Current Tank Info: Leemar 60x36x24, 8x80 T5/LED Sfiligoi GENESIS Alpha 300 skimmer |
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12/29/2009, 08:41 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Wake Forest, NC
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Quote:
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"The measure of a life is not its duration but its donation." Corrie Ten Boom “The tyrant dies and his rule is over, the martyr dies and his rule begins” -- Søren Kierkegaard Current Tank Info: ghetto grad school reef.....11g rimless tank, 36X9X9, lit by Cree and Rebels scobbled together. Stocked mostly with free stuff I got from panhandling my fellow reefers. |
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12/29/2009, 09:52 PM
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Love The Fish
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Tucson, AZ
Posts: 5,652
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in the air
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Brett Current Tank Info: Leemar 60x36x24, 8x80 T5/LED Sfiligoi GENESIS Alpha 300 skimmer |
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