View Full Version : Miracle product for sale

12/13/2005, 08:27 AM
Hi all,

I have developed a miracle chemical that, when added to your tank, will cure all fish diseases, make corals grow larger, and sanitizes your sand bed. It also tastes very good with hot chocolate.

I have invested hundreds of thousands of dollars to invent this product, but I didn't do it to make money. That is why I am selling this product DIRECT TO YOU for only $39.99 for a huge 1 ounce bottle. You can save even more if you order 2 bottles at a price of only $89.99. I realize this is a ridiculously low price, but I am only charging enough to defray my shipping and handling charges.

Respond in the next 15 minutes, and I will throw in ABSOLUTELY FREE a high quality dosing device made out of space-age polymers. It operates much like a 15 cent plastic syringe, but it is much more advanced that. It works in BOTH HANDS! THINK ABOUT THAT! No more searching for right or left-handed dosing syringes, my advanced device works IN BOTH HANDS!

So, call 888-555-9000 and order now. Operators are standing by. Be sure to ask about our Christmas special, and you can surprise all your friends with the perfect Christmas gift.

12/13/2005, 08:30 AM
Do I turn off my skimmer when I add the stuff? You'll recall the last time you invented an anabolic steroid for fish, it melted the glass in my tank, so naturally, I'm a little cautious.

12/13/2005, 08:31 AM
What is a skimmer?

02/12/2006, 04:13 PM

02/15/2006, 07:27 PM
I just called the number..it didn't work..:confused:

03/01/2007, 06:17 PM
My buddy ordered some last week. He said it cleared his water to the point he doesn't have to use a skimmer any more. Also his lights got brighter.

03/02/2007, 10:28 PM
I bought this product and it is awesome!

When applied, this phenom discovery saturates the dipole water molecules of the aquarium and extends life. It increases the speed of light, thus allowing perfect political alignment throughout the planet.

Undisputed laboratory proof utilizing organic chemistry guarantees multi-generation growth of perfect organisms.

Our consortium has realized an immediate relief from all stress related to your aquatic environment post MC.

Side effects include, getting laid, and predicting female behavior.

Minor side effect is bodhisattva.


03/11/2007, 03:03 AM
i just pee'd in my pants laughing

04/08/2007, 10:44 AM

04/25/2007, 03:09 PM
Ahhh man. Guess they ran out. I tried googleing fish tank Miracle chemical and I couldn't find it. Hope they make more..... :D

A sea K
06/03/2007, 01:27 PM
I know I'm too late to cash in on the super duper dynawhopper dosing device but I would still like the miracle chemical.
Do you accept Paypal?

06/11/2007, 01:51 PM
Is it Invert Safe?
Also can I use the dosing device if I do not have any thumbs?

Matt Paul
12/15/2007, 01:48 AM
Sounds like another SCAM to me

12/28/2007, 06:58 PM
snake oil

01/15/2008, 03:21 PM
Sounds like a good product

01/20/2008, 07:15 PM
This is for sure a scam! We all know Al Gore invented that stuff!


01/20/2008, 07:20 PM
Can I get mine with Same Day Fedup or Upyours?

05/04/2009, 08:28 PM
Guys, I don't think Brian is kidding here. They carry his stuff over at the local Petco, and let me tell you!

I picked up a bottle of it yesterday and immediately headed for Starbucks for a crappuccino. Just a few drops and viola! Who needs vodka?

Today I am having an unusual "polyp extension" today. Well anyway, I need to go now, I need to go talk to my wife about something :bounce3:

05/06/2009, 08:24 AM
will it make that certain part of my corals anatomy larger?

is there a free trial?

is it all for the cost of a postage stamp?


12/29/2009, 04:52 PM
That would go great in my tankless aquarium. The water just floats in the air.

12/29/2009, 07:41 PM
That would go great in my tankless aquarium. The water just floats in the air.

Then where do you keep the magfloat?

12/29/2009, 08:52 PM
in the air